out with brothers- law & cal to kbox @ jurong entertainment yest! wohoo! 2nd visit to karaoke outlet within 2 days. n as usual! i was LATE! =p still dare to show off huh? haha. well, sum ppl say i thick skin ma, what to do? 50mins late i suppose? hee. sang for 4hrs str.. n took lotsa photos! =)) should nv miss cal n law sing man! its darn mi ren okay! esp the gao ying! wow!! applauses for the both great men! "clap clap clap"! hee. ty u guys for the support. m v touched. =)
whaha! calvin thanks for this shot! super typical teochew auntie lorh! =p
dun cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
unforgettable memories.. yes, definately.
=) im smiling, because it happened.
jiayou! i'll b strong =p because jie, U are around. =)
saw this in my bro's blog.. very funny.. its abt the recent attitude towards work in diff countries i suppose..
TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images
called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so
they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk, who rather go look for milk that
comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead. At the end your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Whenever prices of GST, ERP, PUB and kopi-si go up; one cow-peh and the other cow-bu.